Smell that? Thats the manly scent of experience boys!!! Something you H.A.V.O.C. members need more of. When you get some more we the brotherhood of the AVCL will be awaiting you. Viva la AVCL!! Viva la Old Spice!!!!!!
Bearbeard ....r.i.p. We hardly knew ye...::mog NOW. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time.......:taunt005 You son of a silly person. :laugh042
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This is excatly the effect Velva has on your significant other. I feel for you. When you are ready to get ther back we will here to help you. Raf
Hating Old Spice is like hating Aqua Velva. It is UN-american behavior.....behavior reserved for suicide bombers and terrorists.
True story: Yesterday's Velva ad of the race car driver reminded of an incident. This same driver was overcome by the Velva fumes and crashed against the wall. Rescuers were unable to retrieve the driver from the mangled vehicle right away. They had to call the Haz Mat unit to effect the rescue because they had full suit protection. Luckily the driver survived and became an avid supporter of the fight for a Velva free world. True Story. D The moral of the story: "Don't Use Velva and Drive" Raf
Harken ye who dwell in the shadows, murk and stench of AV hell. Redeem thy selves and hie to the light of everlasting glory of clean air and a world free of Aqua Velva. Repent I say. Renounce thy foul addiction to the blue concoction which seduces thee. It's a temptress that gives false pleasure fleeting as it is and leaving a bad taste in your mouth from her rotting breath. We beseech thee to shed thy cloaks of AV miasma. There is good in thou. Prove it by smashing yon bottles of AV and sending it hither to the sewers where it belongs. Pray for our lost brothers and sisters who hath succumbed to this most vile habit. For they know not what they do.
Hey all you AV haters: Why do you hate America? Why do you hate Grandma and Apple Pie? Raf: The dude that was kissin' my girl was WEARING AV. That stuff is basically a free pass to any woman, at any time. I hear Halle Berry, Salma Hayek and [insert whomever you think the hottest actress is here] are all about the AV.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !! ......(in my best Marv Albert) Dont you EVEN bring Old Spice into this. Thats another battle ALL-TOO-Gethah !
