Haiku Thread

The rule of this thread
Each post must be a Haiku
Shave theme optional

 

Now a FAT Haiku
I have a puck and brush
Wooly lather time!

 

1 2 3 4 5
1 2 3 4 5 6... and?

What were you thinking?

 

I know about rules
They are here for my own good
Sometimes I break them

 

I'll write a poem,
about shaving or grooming...
maybe a haiku.

 

Iced SubZero is
My favorite way to shave
Take it from Baloosh

 

Feel the shiny blade
It cuts off all the whiskers
Makes me look awesome

 

Really clever catch
by sol 9 2 2 5 8
I almost missed it

 

I agree with Dri,
Subzero is where it's at!
I stole his stash lol

 

surprised I saw it
I'm really not pedantic
I read it in count

 

I am just amazed
at the number of posts here
thanks for the response

 

it sure can be fun
if you put your mind to it
makes you use your brain

 

Arko Shavestick Rocks!
Certainly my go to shave
Great success indeed!

 

The lather is slick
Blade skims over warm skin
I'll smell good later

 

Holy crap I'm bushed
Couldn't find motivation
Until I saw razor

 

with my Vulfix brush
I lather my tired face
Oh, what morning bliss

 

Into my basin
A single drop of blood plops
A deep crimson bloom

 

Use a styptic pen
Then your face will soon heal up
Obvious advice

 

Florida Water
A Spicy Flowery Scent
For A Well Shaved Gent

 

Surgery Monday
Four weeks until a nice shave
This is gonna suck
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