The JoAnna Please Make Bacon Soap Petition

Canadian Bacon please

 

It depends.

It might be good for a few laughs, but it has the potential for disaster of some sort for anyone who owns a dog.

 

Really? Do tell...nasty dog fartz???

Or like serious dog poisoning?

 

I am appalled that there isn't more support for a bacon soap!

I begged JoAnna for the very same thing a number of months ago, but had no luck.

Stop hating on bacon. Look how yummy it looks:


Mmm. Bacon.

 

I could not agree more Dom!

Bacon ROCKS!

 

Certainly not. Although I would consider a roast beef soap.

 

Gimme dat bacon.

 

http://www.etsy.com/listing/53113478/bacon-soap

Not listed as shaving soap, but handmade glycerin based... might do the trick.

 

Just cook some Bacon and dip your brush in the grease-and lather up!!

 

I'm thinking you can just render some bacon fat and strain out he fat till you get all the bits out and use the fat from the bacon as a base coat like shave oil and put your cream on top.
The challenge may be getting the cream on before the family dog takes you down and removes it from your face.

 

Wool Fat shaving soap just not cutting it for ya? Try Bacon Fat soap!

:happy102

 

I am waiting with bated breath My Queen! I shall buy both from you when they materialize....

 

I've just come around to the use of floral scented soaps and now this!! I suddenly find myself in the mood for a BLT for dinner tonight.

 

Hopefully this means you voted yes!

 

Nooooo!! I already consume huge amounts of alcohol so my kids would not smell meat on my breath. Can't afford to buy meat for the whole family. If I use bacon soap they might eat me alive.

 

As much as I LOVE bacon, it loses to sausage every day!! Sausage wipes the floor with any breakfast accoutrement. How about a "bacon scented candle" so you can get all of that great bacon environment while shaving, without the long lasting "bacon burn" when you leave den?

 

I work on a boat and sometimes cook. I make bacon and egg sandwiches frequently and I always tell the guys who eat them that it will kill them. I have most of them eating cereal. What would they say if I started walking around smelling like bacon?

 

"Stop trying to feed me that crappy cereal and gimme dat bacon.":happy102


I'm all for bacon scented soap. Especially if I can get coffee scented soap.
Now I want a cup of Boca Java's Maple Bacon Morning.