You really are a wetshaver when you decide your babies but needs a shave because it isn't quite as BBS as your face.
When you get up and go to work a 1/2 hour earlier so that you can have enough time for a relaxing shave.
No no no....My Christmas wish list is much bigger than that. How else am I going to keep track of my other AD desires?
That is so gonna be true this year. Every year i tell people....im ok..i dont need anything. Guess what......Not this year!!!!!
1) Your wife swears that is she hears the word shave from you one more time she is going to scream. 2) Your wet shaving tools have taken over your bathroom sink counter. Mine are getting ready to take over the bathroom. 3) You look at your three year old son and wonder how he would shave with your hardware. 4) Now this one is really bent - You count Super Speeds jumping over a fence in your dreams. 5) You can't talk of anything else.
1) Your monthly budget for shave items exceed your monthly rent/mortgage. 2) You have more shave implements then she has shoes. Come to think of it you have more shave implements then Imelda Marcos had shoes.
1) You realize that of the eight hours you spend at work, at least three of them are spent on your computer perusing the shaving forums, and/or checking out which creams, soaps, foams, oils, lotions, potions, gels, lubricants, moisturizers, emollients, that you can purchase. 2) You notice that your newfound vocabulary includes words like "Lubricity" "Cooling properties" "Emollients" and "Moisturizing agents". 3) You know all the different ways of saying something has menthol in it (i.e. mentholyptica, mentholalabracas, etc...)
