Grow, beard! Grow!!

My beard won't grow fast enough! :angry032

I've got soaps and creams that I'm dying to try and my Barbasol razor came in and I don't have any beard to shave at the moment! Such an obsession! C'mon, Beard, you can do it! Give me some rough stubble to mow down!

 

I don't know about that idea... :think002

 

Just go ahead and shave those pits! I do it all the time now; I am hooked. Dunno why, just am.

I hear you though on the whisker growth. When I shave with the Sledgehammer Slant or the Gem Featherweight my whiskers go into remission or something.

 

take a shot of testosterone.

 

not all are equal .... these will need to be patient!

 

Pits is a good one but mine grow slow. There is always a huuuuge canvas on the legs....

 

I'll gladly donate my formula for growing hair on the face and body. My wife calls me "Monkey Boy"!

 

Much love right now.

Nothing wrong with a little manscaping. If I don't keep up my happy trail, it becomes a happy patch, and then a happy forest, and then a sanctuary for woodland creatures.

 

Using a barbasol for that , might be a little dangerous

 

Hahahaha that is awesome and just made my day!

 

And I thought JoAnna was refering to head shaving.

 

I'm confused.
-Do you mean I should shave wherever my mind takes me?
-Do you mean Nathan should shave wherever his mind takes him?
-Do you mean Nathan should shave wherever my mind takes me (I'm against this one)?

 

Oh, noooooooooooooo! sad024:sad023

 

I do apologize if I created a run on Liquid Candy Cane Snowflakes. This is a dire circumstance.

 

It be a whole Super Iridium run again Batman!

 

Oh, come on, where's your sense of adventure? Mortal peril is all part of the fun.

Seriously though, that's what the GEM 1912 is for.