Better Living Through Medication
by Uncle Albert
Monday's pill makes you feel your face.
Tuesday's pill helps you forget your place.
Wednesday's pill takes away all your care.
Thursday's pill helps you grow new hair!
Friday's pill keeps you up all night,
But Saturday's pill helps you sleep juuuuust right.
Sunday's pill?
Why! It's the best of all!
When you take it, you feel TEN FEET TALL!