TRUE (its breakfast time)

TPBM is off work today

True.

TPBM needs to shave.

False. Just did a couple hours ago.

TPBM Is glad that it is Friday!

True. I can get some things done.

TPBM is buying some new shaving gear next week.

False (maybe after payday end of month)

TPBM can use a sewing machine

True .. just not very well.

TPBM is going grocery shopping today.

FALSE (that was yesterday)

TPBM has vintage items in there house other than razors/brushes/soaps/creams that are in fairly regular use

False ... no matter how much I want to.

TPBM has to work tomorrow.

True, and I rarely work Saturdays.

TPBM has worked in a restaurant.

True.

TPBM didn't sleep so good.

True (ear infection)

TPBM is gonna have a lazy day today

False, the "honey-do" list is too long

TPBM is planning their spring garden all ready

FLASE (I live in an appartment so no gardening to do)

TPBM has face lathered this week

True the Omega Midget is a great face latherer and a great training brush for lathering.
The person below me took the kids to the playground today.

False, I have no kids.

TPBM is ready to relax.

True. Relax is from the latin "re laxare" or "to rest" so I fit the bill the past two days!

TPBM just ate supper.

True ... at 0255 I just had supper.

TPBM wants to sleep in tomorrow.

TRUE (but I wont as im up early the day after so got to get into routine)

TPBM will use a new blade on there next shave