False - I don't know what they are.

The person below me is counting the time down until they leave work...

False. I am at home with a viral upper respiratory infection.

TPBM is feeling good today!

False, meh is a more appropriate description

The person below is making supper.

True! Rotini w/ meat balls

TPBM is excited for NASCAR to be starting again.

True.

TPBM is expecting a baby.

True even though it is 9:20 in the morning

The person below me has a motorcycle

False.

TPBM is suffering from a cold / infection.

False. He is suffering from a headache. Which is a bummer as well.

TPBM is sure to be go to a live performance this year (theatre, concert, dance recital etc)

absolutely true, lot's of 'em. I cant get enough live music!

TPBM had a salad for lunch today.

False. It's only 10:00am here, but I will be having a calzone.

The person below me is looking forward to baseball season

Absolutely TRUE!

The Person Below Me is colorblind.

False. Can't have that either, since I'm in the publishing business (online and traditional press).

TPBM hasn't got a tattoo... yet!

True. No tattoos and no plan to get any either.

TPBM likes seafood.

Oh, yeah! Very true!

TPBM posesses a heirloom from their ancestors.

True I have my grandparents family bible.
TPBM; tried a new shave product this morning that he did not like.

False. I shave at night and the only new products I've tried in the last few months have been winners.

The person below me has gone at least 3 months without purchasing a wet shaving product (since he/she started wet shaving, of course).

False, that is, it was true until I found The Shave Den, since then (first half of January) I purchased (TSD) soaps, cream and Hazel Witch and two vintage razors. And was given a brush.

TPBM has done DE, SE and Str8 shaving.

True, but not all in the same day. well.. maybe in the same day...

The person below has a custom razor or brush.