Looking for someone to do hoolahoop. Must have bad knee and impressive walking stick in their yard...

First thing that popped into my mind was "coded message." CIA, FBI, or possibly mafia. Could be the RIAA ordering a hit on some kid who downloaded some illegal ukelele music.

I Googled area code (760) and it turns out to be from California. It all makes sense now.

Be better if Canada Post were not so bloody slow. Argh. I want my tax refund and my Voskhods LOL.

it was one of those weeks

for some reason, all I want to do is grab some crackers, spray cheese, and a bottle of local beer..

There is the makings of a country song somewhere in there.

well I do have my faithful dog right beside me. But that may be because she is looking for crumbs...

... or some of that spray cheese you are dreaming about. Dogs know about these things when you think them!

who said I was dreaming about it.... after I typed it, I went and raided the pantry to find the items in question. But, yes, the whole thing does have the ring of a country song. And just like a country song, when the crackers ran out... so did my dog.

gnarly!

it must be true, considered you're sacred and all

Wow....the comments alone make this worthy of a read

Stopped at Bass Pro Shop to get some new work shirts.. Yes, that was an honest comment. We decided to eat at the restaurant there at the fishing store. It was actually very good. But we all got the giggles when I noticed that the forks has three tines...

Just finished a 6+ mile hike. Felt great to get back on the trail now that it's finally (mostly) snow free.

sounds like the beginning of a good evening.

best. comments. evar.

my favorite: "hey y'all, watch this!"

If you're ever in the South and you hear this phrase hit the dirt.

"biting, it's like kissing except somebody wins"
The TARDIS (Idris) on Doctor Who