Hopefully False.

TPBM will buy new tires in the next six months.

False...I really hope.
The person below me still hasn't made dinner.

True. I will eventually.

TPBM really needs a day off!

True. I'm on call with my job 24x7, 365.

TPBM shaves in the nude.

False, I would scare and cut myself more than I do.

TPBM would donate 25% of their lottery winnings to charity

False. I may give it away to others...but I don't gamble anyway.

The person below me prefers red meats.

True. Lamb is the most common meat cooked at my house.

TPBM was and 80's baby that has been seen wearing neon at least once in there life

False. I am way the heck older than that (also older than dirt.)

TPBM likes to sing in their place of worship.

False, I don't really sing - it's more the joyful noise type of thing.

The person below me can play piano.

True, about as good as my wife's worst piano student.

The person below me was in a school band at some point.

False, I was in the choir.

TPBM thinks they sing good in the shower.

False, that's why I sing really softly.

TPBM would rather shower than take a bath

True...unless it is for total relaxation.

The person below me has a hot tub

False I use the hot tub at the fitness center.

The person below me is having meatloaf for dinner.

False. We had garlic pasta with chicken & apple sausage.

TPBM rides a bicycle.

False.

TPBM walks a mile everyday.

false. Even if I added all the distance I spend chasing my sons I doubt it would add up to a mile.

TPBM has been called a Hippy at least once in the last week (I know I have lol)

False...I am to young for that kind of language.

The person below me still owns some clothes from the 80s.

True, my US Festival shirt

TPBM has never been to a concert

False over 300 but its been almost 2 years since my last one

TPBM remembers who or what a quijibo is lmao