True! Aren't we all?

TPBM likes pizza.

True

The person below likes roma tomatoes, portabella mushrooms, and jalapoenos on pizza.

TRUE!!! add fresh basil and that's heaven!

TPBM has used their straight or DE with canned goo....

False...I have more scents and creams them I can count!

The person below me always hated using the 'canned goo'.

True it would allways sting my face.

TPBM taught them self how to shave.

True, and I'm still learning!

TPBM has tried to explain how much better lathering a soap/cream with a brush works than goo to their significant other without success.

False. He started using soaps first.

TPBM is good at math.

False, she got it!

(just missed your reply, Sara!)
True-ish. I mean, I' not bad at math.

TPBM prefers a vintage razor over a modern one.

TRUE!! only one new razor a Max Custom!!

TPBM wishes their hair would grow faster so they could shave more...

O JEAH! Could shave all day!

TPBM has a lazy evening

False. I have to get student grades entered.

TPBM has green eyes.

False My eyes ae bown.

TPBM spent over $100 on shaving supplys last month

True... I love PIF month!

TPBM is glad the weekend is almost here!

Sooo true!

TPBM has visitors this weekend, so it ain't lazy

SOOOO very true! 9 people came to our house last night and another 6-7 are arriving today!

TPBM is attending a Seder this weekend.

A what? - So I guess I'm not.

TPBM really needs a raise of their allowance to be able to buy more shaving gear!

True...sort of. I could use a raise in my salary. (BTW, a Seder is a Passover celebration.)

TPBM likes matzo brei (a Passover dish.)

False, I have eaten and tasted a variety of Jewish dishes but not that particular one.
TPBM: Is going to surprise either their mate, boyfriend or girlfriend with a huge announcement.

False, no announcements here.

TPBM likes to cook.

True. Tho I hate cleaning up.

TPBM thinks penguins are always dressed properly for any occasion.