True. I have for more years ... let's not go there.

TPBM is ready for Monday.

True .. might as well get it done with.

TPBM is wrapping up and getting ready for bed.

False just got home from work about to go to the grocery store with the family.

TPBM is planing on opening a store soon. (meeting with the bank on tues wish me luck!)

False, but good luck!!

TPBM is ready for the stability to come and the rest to go away!

True, but I have found that earthly things will always change much like the shifting sand.

TPBM has a busy couple of weeks ahead!

True ... way to busy!

TPBM had a busy weekend as well.

True.....

TPBM will PIF something this month

True planning a razor pif for the end of the month
TPBM keeps a shave journal

False for now. I did for a long time and it turned into the DE Blade Challenge series. I may again but for various limited reasons.

TPBM must go to work.

False, I am retired with a disability for my arthritis.

TPBM: Is going to purchase a new car soon

False, I hope. Both cars are still fairly new and I plan to run them both to at least 200k miles.

The person below me owns a car with over 200,000 miles on it.

False, our 98 Toyota Corolla is just shy of the 200,000 mile mark.

TPBM: is bidding on the Bay for a very rare razor.

False. False. False I hope I never buy another razor

TPBM has recently taken up Calligraphy.

False. That's what laser printers and good fonts are for.

TPBM has access to an electron microscope. (Richmondesi understands why this question has value).

False. Just lots of high-school compound microscopes.

TPBM can read more than one alphabet.

True. Latin, Cyrillic, and Greek

TPBM has reprogrammed a router today.

False. Spent the day babysitting a pork butt

TPBM is excited about a new fountain pen purchase

False...I wish I was.

The person below me has to work tomorrow.

False. Day off! w00t.

TPBM should hit the gym today, but won't.