True. And (blush) I'm told that I look it. w00t.

TPBM is taking mom out for lunch or dinner today.

unfortunately false, not able to leave town this weekend

TPBM has or will fix breakfast for Mom today

False. I had dinner with Mom yesterday.

TPBM is bringing (or has brought) Mom some flowers.

False, my mother passed in 84, I miss her terribly. She was a great mom. A woman with courage to overcome a dreadful childhood that she did not allow her to be victim. She chose to rise above it.

TPBM: Has a deadline at work on a project.

True.

TPBM has got a lot to do this week.

Too true!! (Not enough hours in this week!)

TPBM likes breakfast for dinner.

True, and dinner for breakfast as well!

TPBM will be going on a journey away from home this week.

False unless you count sushi for the wifes birthday on tuesday.

TPBM is glad to be done work for the day and is finally able to spend time with the family

True, the cats did miss me this weekend.

TPBM will work a short week.

True. Unfortunately it is because I am taking Friday off for some dental work.

TPBM likes pizza.

True ... thin crust Margarita ... YUM!

TPBM will finish their laundry in the morning.

False! My wife will probably fold it while I'm at work.

The person below me had an amazing day today!

True. Every Sunday is!

TPBM is learning a new technology

False, as much as I might I would like to,

TPBM will work no matter what what.

False, too old and cranky so I pick and choose

TPBM likes peach cobbler

True. With "genuine" Cool Whip on top!

TPBM gets to go home early today.

Falsish. It's still early and I'm hoping, but it doesn't look like it's going to happen

The person below me has fallen asleep at work.

False, I have not worked for over two years now. Too much living now to sleep.

TPBM: Does not drink sodas.

True. Mostly tea.

TPBM wishes they had learned a proper trade.