True to an extent I am a trained Chef but these days it would be nice to be a silversmith or sound engenier

TPBM has switch from one skilled trade to another in their life time

True, if going from a sales background to managing a plasma collection center counts! Very different!

TPBM is having fish for dinner!

False. Something with cheese & vegetables (no, it ain't pizza or macaroni )

TPBM is wearing purple

False, but only because it's not football season.

TPBM is wearing a long-sleeved shirt.

False

TPBM uses Windows XP

True. At work that is. At home still Vista ( hate it , have to upgrade to Win7) and 2 (almost vintage) Apple laptops ('bout 12 & 7 years of age).

TPBM has pet animals

True, two cats. Would like a dog, but I'm just not home enough.

TPBM enjoys running.

False, running spoils a good walk.

TPBM: Dislikes food from the grill.

False, grilled steak and/or vegetables are wonderful.

TPBM knows what fiddleheads are and has eaten them.

True and false (know'em, haven't eaten yet)

TPBM has eaten fried meal-worms & likes 'em.

True also grass hopper and scorpions

TPBM prefers gamie meats like bision or moose over regular stock.

Huh. Carnivorous penguins. Hmmm... it could work. Those polar bears *have* been getting on my nerves lately.

TPBM is having dinner out tonight.

True sushi tonight for my wifes bday dinner ill bring you back some herring hand rolls

TPBM is waiting on 3 or more inbound orders

False, I am at home. BTW, Happy birthday to your wife. I hope she likes her gifts.

TPBM likes digital photography.

Very true.

TPBM wakes up before 6am

false that is litterly my bed time lol

TPBM cant wait for a certain sale that starts tonight

False, I 'm into sales promotions.

TPBM: does not own a flat screen TV.

False .. own one, never watch it!

TPBM likes kalamata olives.

True especially when there in a village greek salad you can keep the letus.

TPBM is an anchovie lover

False. I'm allergic.

TPBM likes to wear sandals.