How's Your Day? Archives

Yeah too much herring makes him really gassy.

 

<sigh> It's true.

 

Don't forget your special hat.

 

Ah.. I fear an ill wind is blowing..

 

I love how the Merkur 37G has been discontinued but vendors keep teasing me with having it listed in their inventory until you try to order it. ARGH! So much for getting the gold twin for my slanty...

 

And the exoskeleton of the Penguinator.. aka "Iron Penguin"...

 

Wait a minute! There is a major issue! There is no room for the most critical device!

The herringhalibutkrill biomass solid to gaseous conversion unit which is better known as the gut!

It needs some modifications!

 

It also needs a machinegun

 

I believe they don't have stomachs in the classical sense. They're actually powered by an on-board micro fusion generator.. it's positioned just below the third vertebrae and shaped like a Herring...

 

The czar has issues with micro fusion! He is a green advocate! Natural gas all the way!

 

Ya..he's got plenty of on-board gas..

 

It is all about being one with nature!

 

If the gas comes out the other end it'll be about number two with nature

 

<gasp>

 

I believe that functions both as an exhaust manifold and a critical part of the propulsion system..

 

G'nite all.

 

Ugh... fractions of an inch mean that I have to go in and do some more adjusting to my book cover. Hopefully by the end of this week we'll have it ready to be ordered.