For all you baconophiles out there, I just saw this: Starting this Thursday, Burger King to Introduce a Bacon Sundae.

Boy..that's so awesome..and potentially dangerous..lol..it might belong on the awesome thread...

I just heard about that on the radio not 4 minutes ago

Great day today. Just shaved with my new Kiss my Face cream and it was awesome! Did 2 passes; nicked myself at the end when I tried going ATG under my chin hah. This 2nd shave was 10x better than the first (literally).

All this "penguinator" and "signinator" talk makes me realize that we just need the Distractionator to show up and put this nonsense to rest.
So, without further ado:

You know, that wouldn't distract me a bit.

There's an app for that, too:

Now THAT would get my attention!

what were we all talking about.... I'm confused... what was I doing...

Lol..it looks like your Distractinator has indeed an impressive array of powerful weaponry..

Guess what I cooked for the family tonight!

Gee..it seems every time I log in here lately I get hungry..

Hello, Distractionator!

I'm sorry, was someone trying to say something?

Huh... just got an e-mail from jetpens featuring some new products. I figured I would share these interesting midori index clips...

Clearly, a "like."

Don't think these cardboard Penguinators are gonna much impress the mighty Disractinator...

Pfffft. The womens lurves penguins.

Penguinator, Signinator and Distractionator ... PULEEZE!

I will trump these by going out and getting ...

THE BACONATOR PLUS!




That neutralizes all three, with its bacony greatness!

I'm just taking a stab at this, but I would say that it's neutralizing power is probably just a side effect from it stopping your heart.

I don't know..that Distractinator's leading me to distraction..haven't even been watching any episodes of Xena since she transported in...