Are lockjaw shots included in the purchase price?

No.. Lockjaw won't be opening for us this time around...

Edit.. I've heard though we're presently in negotiations with the Chronic Clicker Cramps...

Got rid of the ants I hope. Turns out they hate citronella!

Awesome news for the day - I got a news job in an awesome barbershop and I'm REALLY happy there! Woohoo!

That is definitely awesome news. Congratulations!

wooo hoo! Congratulations! Glad to see you didn't have to threaten anyone with the might of TSD.

You got a news job at a barbershop? I didn't know that Barbershop Journalism was an actual profession. I'd love to interview for the position of Shaving Editor if it's open! Congratulations.

I should also mention I'm very tired and the Pooka are slipping typos into my sentences.
PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

Congratulations on your new job!

This news calls for the TSD train!..

:wave: CONGRADS ON THE NEW JOB!

Woo hoo.. Rusty Metal Tetanus shots for everyone!

And as a side note, I didn't get to do my last vintage blade shave today (would have been Simplex blades) because despite being double wrapped and still shrink wrapped... they were all horribly rusty!

Joe, if the band thing doesn't work out, I think we can at least name a drink after the band.

You mean shots all around don't you..

Well..after having a few rounds of a drink called the Rusty metal Tetanus, you could probably shave with those rusty blades and not really notice...arty:

woo hoo!

And it served only in ... wait for it... shots!

bottoms up everyone!

Tetanus shots for all!