1. I must say that sounds like a Custom title in the making...
    I guess I have the knack for stating the obvious. :happy102:
  2. Could there be a Route Five:
    Step 1- Be a smart-a__ and get branded as the "The Sharp Tongued Man" :innocent
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  3. Just discovered this thread, love to see the history behind everybody's CT's. Mine came shortly after I ordered so many menthol products from TSD store that JoAnna said she ran out of menthol, I'm also a physician-so I took the Mentholcratic Oath. Very clever, I love it.
  4. Lol..the crystal in your avatar does look a little frosty come to think of it..:smiley freezing:
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  5. :smiley respect:You truly are the sharpest blade in the box.

    No. There is no Route 5- Only "The Route Less Traveled"
    All being a smarta__ does is get you a private conversation with a mod in the back alleys of the shave den. Trust me, you don't want to have that conversation...ever.
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  6. "COTQ Fan Boy" Every time I post, I will spread the good news! COTQ is here to stay! I am now the unauthorized TSD spokesman of the cream!

    "Fanboys" also happens to be one of my favorite movies, so I get the Star Wars reference in a roundabout way as well. I see wlmcad got his CT as well, I hope he enjoys it as much as I do mine. (hmm, there really is a route five...)

    The Custom Title thread...It's all about saying the wrong thing...at the right time.
  7. In reality........






    It's all about JoAnna's mood. :D


    Though, I'm not the only one who thinks up the CTs.
  8. COTQ Godfather would have been pretentious. COTQ Fan Boy suits me better:). I can always work my way up to the role of Godfather, but I'm afraid some creams will have to die along the way.:p

    godfather.jpg
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  9. The Queen of Blades is, in reality, JoAnna, wealthy young gal about town. Years ago in the Orient, she learned a strange and mysterious secret: the hypnotic power to soap men's faces so that they cannot have whiskers...."


    (sorry... coffee didn't kick in yet. :D)
  10. I would humbly disagree Route 5 does exist followed quickly by:
    Route 6 - Suggest a new way to get a custom title then you will be assigned one... :signs081:

    I noticed that I have received, or should I say, I've been branded with a Custom Title. Based on what it says I'm not sure if I should be happy or hide my head in shame... :signs131::ashamed001::happy093:???????
  11. It could have been much worse! I know from one I had somewhere else at some other time.
  12. It could be worse. I was given an option. Behind CT door number two was "Wanna see my rack?":ashamed001:

    They could have given you "cleaning TSD route 5 with a toothbrush" or "washes mouth with soap frequently" Remember, like the good book says, "This too, shall pass."
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  13. Unless you keep giving them ideas,of course. ;)
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  14. The Penguin knows..:signs136:
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  15. A friend from B&B (the ever-elusive Limecat) once had the CT of "Look at his awesome rack" or something close to that. He, however, was talking about his rack, not his rack.


    edit: Ack! Now I remember. It was "My rack is awesome either way."
  16. Can we have a re-vote on that? :D
  17. I think we are all grateful that you don't have the final say in CT's, Jody. I certainly am.
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  18. I should be slapped for saying this, but for banned members the mods could always quote Tom Petty and say: "Don't come around here no more."

    All in jest... :angelic007: