I must say that sounds like a Custom title in the making... I guess I have the knack for stating the obvious.
Just discovered this thread, love to see the history behind everybody's CT's. Mine came shortly after I ordered so many menthol products from TSD store that JoAnna said she ran out of menthol, I'm also a physician-so I took the Mentholcratic Oath. Very clever, I love it.
You truly are the sharpest blade in the box. No. There is no Route 5- Only "The Route Less Traveled" All being a smarta__ does is get you a private conversation with a mod in the back alleys of the shave den. Trust me, you don't want to have that conversation...ever.
"COTQ Fan Boy" Every time I post, I will spread the good news! COTQ is here to stay! I am now the unauthorized TSD spokesman of the cream! "Fanboys" also happens to be one of my favorite movies, so I get the Star Wars reference in a roundabout way as well. I see wlmcad got his CT as well, I hope he enjoys it as much as I do mine. (hmm, there really is a route five...) The Custom Title thread...It's all about saying the wrong thing...at the right time.
COTQ Godfather would have been pretentious. COTQ Fan Boy suits me better. I can always work my way up to the role of Godfather, but I'm afraid some creams will have to die along the way.
The Queen of Blades is, in reality, JoAnna, wealthy young gal about town. Years ago in the Orient, she learned a strange and mysterious secret: the hypnotic power to soap men's faces so that they cannot have whiskers...." (sorry... coffee didn't kick in yet. )
I would humbly disagree Route 5 does exist followed quickly by: Route 6 - Suggest a new way to get a custom title then you will be assigned one... I noticed that I have received, or should I say, I've been branded with a Custom Title. Based on what it says I'm not sure if I should be happy or hide my head in shame... ???????
It could be worse. I was given an option. Behind CT door number two was "Wanna see my rack?" They could have given you "cleaning TSD route 5 with a toothbrush" or "washes mouth with soap frequently" Remember, like the good book says, "This too, shall pass."
A friend from B&B (the ever-elusive Limecat) once had the CT of "Look at his awesome rack" or something close to that. He, however, was talking about his rack, not his rack. edit: Ack! Now I remember. It was "My rack is awesome either way."
To clear up confusion for future generations of shavers who might read this thread, the rack reference came from here: http://theshaveden.com/forums/threads/spice-rack-shave-shack-the-2-nail-diy.29082/
Consider yourself lucky. I tried to get JoAnna to make your CT read "It's small, but it's nice!" from that very same thread where you said that.
I should be slapped for saying this, but for banned members the mods could always quote Tom Petty and say: "Don't come around here no more." All in jest...