The Custom Title Thread

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by Queen of Blades, Feb 21, 2012.

  1. wlmcad

    wlmcad cleaning TSD Route 5

    I must say that sounds like a Custom title in the making...
    I guess I have the knack for stating the obvious. :happy102:
     
  2. wlmcad

    wlmcad cleaning TSD Route 5

    Could there be a Route Five:
    Step 1- Be a smart-a__ and get branded as the "The Sharp Tongued Man" :innocent
     
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  3. Dslazar9

    Dslazar9 Took the Menthol-cratic Oath

    Just discovered this thread, love to see the history behind everybody's CT's. Mine came shortly after I ordered so many menthol products from TSD store that JoAnna said she ran out of menthol, I'm also a physician-so I took the Mentholcratic Oath. Very clever, I love it.
     
  4. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Lol..the crystal in your avatar does look a little frosty come to think of it..:smiley freezing:
     
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  5. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    :smiley respect:You truly are the sharpest blade in the box.

    No. There is no Route 5- Only "The Route Less Traveled"
    All being a smarta__ does is get you a private conversation with a mod in the back alleys of the shave den. Trust me, you don't want to have that conversation...ever.
     
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  6. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    "COTQ Fan Boy" Every time I post, I will spread the good news! COTQ is here to stay! I am now the unauthorized TSD spokesman of the cream!

    "Fanboys" also happens to be one of my favorite movies, so I get the Star Wars reference in a roundabout way as well. I see wlmcad got his CT as well, I hope he enjoys it as much as I do mine. (hmm, there really is a route five...)

    The Custom Title thread...It's all about saying the wrong thing...at the right time.
     
  7. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    In reality........






    It's all about JoAnna's mood. :D


    Though, I'm not the only one who thinks up the CTs.
     
  8. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

    Moderator Article Team
    COTQ Godfather would have been pretentious. COTQ Fan Boy suits me better:). I can always work my way up to the role of Godfather, but I'm afraid some creams will have to die along the way.:p

    godfather.jpg
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The Queen of Blades is, in reality, JoAnna, wealthy young gal about town. Years ago in the Orient, she learned a strange and mysterious secret: the hypnotic power to soap men's faces so that they cannot have whiskers...."


    (sorry... coffee didn't kick in yet. :D)
     
  10. wlmcad

    wlmcad cleaning TSD Route 5

    I would humbly disagree Route 5 does exist followed quickly by:
    Route 6 - Suggest a new way to get a custom title then you will be assigned one... :signs081:

    I noticed that I have received, or should I say, I've been branded with a Custom Title. Based on what it says I'm not sure if I should be happy or hide my head in shame... :signs131::ashamed001::happy093:???????
     
  11. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    It could have been much worse! I know from one I had somewhere else at some other time.
     
  12. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    It could be worse. I was given an option. Behind CT door number two was "Wanna see my rack?":ashamed001:

    They could have given you "cleaning TSD route 5 with a toothbrush" or "washes mouth with soap frequently" Remember, like the good book says, "This too, shall pass."
     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps


    Unless you keep giving them ideas,of course. ;)
     
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  14. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    The Penguin knows..:signs136:
     
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A friend from B&B (the ever-elusive Limecat) once had the CT of "Look at his awesome rack" or something close to that. He, however, was talking about his rack, not his rack.


    edit: Ack! Now I remember. It was "My rack is awesome either way."
     
  16. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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  17. IAmTheJody

    IAmTheJody Gillette-i Master

  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Can we have a re-vote on that? :D
     
  19. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

    Moderator Article Team
    I think we are all grateful that you don't have the final say in CT's, Jody. I certainly am.
     
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  20. otherstar

    otherstar Rodney Dangerfield of TSD

    I should be slapped for saying this, but for banned members the mods could always quote Tom Petty and say: "Don't come around here no more."

    All in jest... :angelic007:
     

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