A side of pun

Some type of aviary rock band is playing...

 

Don't ask questions you don't want answers to. Better yet, don't ask questions, then we can all avoid answers none of us want to hear.

 

Too bad Jesse isn't around more... we're running low on eye bleach stocks.

 

Ahem, we would have had more of said bleach if somebody wouldn't have mistaken our stockpile as a swimming pool...

 

Albino brisket!..a rare delicacy..

 

Albino Penguin: The other white meat. ™

 

<blush> ooops.

 

White tie affair?

 

Well...shaving with a spoon...would that be a new kind of spoonerism?

 

If it was a spoonerism, he would be spaving with a shoon.

 

Another good CT candidate.

 

I know this guy is a bit...........................controversial, shall we say, but here is what you can shoot for awake2shave.

 

He's be better off spavinng with a shoon!

 

That is some seriously nerdy Tolkien trivia right there!

 

Oh, that's ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ad.

 

Let me guess..a genetically enhanced flipper...

 

Well it is more surface area to shave on!

 

I thought "that" was only a myth.

 

Ya..Rich can produce his own shaving video now...