1. No need to rub it in, Ryan. Sheesh, I'm standing right here...

    Hey, I had no idea that Mike didn't speak English natively!
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  2. True, Mike, you do! You will never get in Dutch with us, for bad grammar.
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  3. Ooops, pardon the pun... or not...
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  4. You make me brush!
  5. Ooops, pardon the pun... or knot...
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  6. Are you saying you have gotten tongue-tied?
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  7. No, I haven't, sheepshank you very much!
  8. No noose is good noose!
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  9. I rope this doesn't go on much longer...
  10. So you're hoping to get cut lose?
  11. If I can do it without a hitch, that would be splice.
  12. Well shoot, Smott, now you've gone and roped me back into this thread.
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  13. Don't worry, there's plenty more just around sheet bend.
  14. Now you're getting the hang of it..:happy088:
  15. You all are so knotty, MoM is gonna scold!
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  16. Well sometimes you just have to bight your tongue and not say anything.
  17. This thread has left me fit to be tied...
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  18. looks like is high tide Steve's leaving to do laundry.
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  19. This morning ought to put some Bounce in your step. The Sun is shining and you have everything to Gain, this is no time to be eyeing your Downy sheets. As they say, the Tide waits on no man.
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  20. Quite suitable for the Clean Jokes section, now that this thread has been through the wringer.