Did you hear about the student who threw his protractor at a classmate? HE was suspended for using weapons of math instruction.
The puns are multiplying out of control, dividing the pun-addicts from pun-haters. I think we're gaining subtraction, though...
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Not according to Cpt. Oveur who was over Unger. But, that's another story. Back to my drinking problem.