Movie Quote PIF *DONE*

I have an open comb Muhle Pinsel r89 that I do not use and I want to give it away. Before you ask, no, it is not the same as the current production M.P. r89s. Those are closed comb. This razor is open comb and from what I can tell it's near identical to current production Fatip Grande razor. The one big difference is that it has a gunmetal finish.

It is an aggressive shaver. I like it but I rarely use it. I'd like to give it away to someone who will put it to good use.

If you would like this razor, then post your favorite movie quote. Keep it clean, though. This PIF is limited to CONUS only. Sorry about that but my funds are limited. Winner will be chosen randomly.

I will go first since this is my PIF. Don't worry, I'm not entering myself.

"This isn't Vietnam, Smokey. There are rules." -Walter, addressing infractions of bowling rules in The Big Lebowski.

EDIT: just realized I didn't set an end date. End of next week, Friday, which is Sept. 21.

 

I'm not in but this sounds like fun as far as the movie quotes go. "Walk to Asia... I like it." Almost Heroes.

 

"What ever you don't be board, this is absolutely the most exciting time we could possibly hope to be alive in. Things are just starting."-Apparition Traveler - A waking life

I am in Canada so please don't count me in unless you will let me pay for my own shipping.

 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue!

 

"Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=eQt5WPQTwN0&desktop_uri=/watch?v=eQt5WPQTwN0

 

"Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good." Pulp Fiction

EDIT: Oh and please count me in! Thank you for the opportunity.

 

Here ya go. From Young Frankenstein.

Dr. Frankenstein: Are you saying... [Stands] that I put an abnormal brain... [Puts hand on Igor's hump] into a 7 and a half foot long... 54- inch wide... [Grabs Igor by throat] GORILLA?!?!?! [Strangling Igor] IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME!?!

 

I've been swimming in raw sewage....I LOVE IT!

-Lt Frank Drebin

 

"Once this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious s*&t" - Doc prior to sending the Delorean and his dog, Einstein, one minute into the future

Here is a good quote from a favorite movie!

**PLEASE DO NOT INCLUDE ME IN THIS PIF. Thank!

Good luck all!

 

"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."
William Munny, Unforgiven

Thank You !

 

“Now I want you to remember that no b*stard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b*stard die for his country.” – Patton
Edit - Forgot to add don't include me unless I can pay for my own shipping

 

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! White Goodman, movie-Dodgeball

Thought it would be a good one since I just started with the str8 razor.

 

another favorite from the Big Lebowski:

"Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince."

 

Sweeney Todd: I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know.

 

Nice PIF, mate!

Favourite quotes? Dozens, scores and more! We're almost having conversations at home consisting of different quotes. But in this case I'll have to stick to one, shouldn't I?

BTW don't count me in, unless you let me pay my own shipping.

Minion 1: "Huh, papoi? Wakananana papoi?"
Minion 2: "Nonononononono. Papoi!"
Minion 1: "Aaah, papoi!"
Minion 3: "Hahahahahaha!"
Gru: "Hey! Hey! Hey! A toy!"
Minion 2: "Da, da, da. Papoi. Plfrrrr."

 

Count me in and I'll pay for my own shipping

Sadie: (on where babies come from) Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.

 

I'm in, please.

"And somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't." - John Wayne, "McLintock"

 

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Chief Martin Brody, Jaws.
Also, almost anything Captain Quint says

 

Texas Ranger Bobby: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

There are so many hilarious lines in that movie.