Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Oh, call the carps!

 

Noobshaver has his own book?!

 

Lol...

 

Hey look, a guitgar you can actually play different scales on

 

Buoys & gills everywhere will love it!

 

On a scale of one to ten? Eleven!

 

looks like that guy needs a piano tuna.

 

The irony has not been lost here...

 

Let's hope they don't get hurt.. They would end up in a Metal Institution.

 

I saw this in a picture on the bottom of an old Nighthawk Stealth Bomber: "If you are close enough to read this, you are f%^&#@!"

 

Hmmm..Metal Institution sounds familiar. Think I remember them from a battle of the bands somewhere..Cheech and Chong: Battle of the Bands - Video

 

Metal Illness would be a great name for a band.

 

wonder who does laundry there, it's difficult to iron in a straight jacket. And if you rip your pants, hopefully someone there can sodium for ya.

 

The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the final question - worth 500 points!
"To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer."
The contestant, a man in his early thirties, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that he had drawn such an easy question. "Rudolph!" he said confidently, "and, ...Olive!"
The studio audience started to applaud (like the little sign above their heads said to do,) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!?'"
"You know," the man circled his hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."

 

After reading this one, you might all live but you might not enjoy it much lol...

 

Q. What's a reindeer's favorite dessert?

A. Chocolate moose.

 

Sara you sleigh me.