Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Tha-rrrree.

 

Coulda sworn he rolled that "r" out a bit more.

 

Musta been the Scots owl.

 

One......two......three!

 

waiting for something to happen...

 

That's how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.

 

He does roll that "r"!

 

Ah. I see! Three.
(Brownies take more - depending on size)

 

Science pun for today (Yes I do say this, in class): The red pigment that carries oxygen in your blood is hemoglobin...unless you are a girl. Then it's shemoglobin.

 

What if the sex of the globin lies in a gray area..that could be androgenoglobin...

 

Now if she has a headache that evening, this could lead to the coldshowermoglobin..

 

And let's not forget about antibodies & unclebodies. (Yes, I used that one in class today, also.)

 

Bwaaaa! Oh yes, that would be "androgynoglobin."

"androgenoglobin" = the globin of Mark McGwire, Barry Bonds & co.

 

And then there's transsexualglobins (y'know: start as one gender and discover you're in fact the other)

And travestiglobins (they like to dress up nice!)

Niece!

 

I've always thought it unfair that we don't have unclebiiotics.

 

An oldie for Sara...

 

Gotta love those Ferrous wheels!