How many conspiracy theorist does it takes to change a light bulb?

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You don't know because the Government doesn't want you to know!

Uh, one? Alt least if het trusts the bulb and the current...

Actually, none. The spies can't read your lips in the dark.

Just don't get the foil hat stuck in the electrical socket. Otherwise, the answer could make your hair stand on end.

But with my hair, who would know the difference?

I'm shocked, Sara. Just shocked.