does waiting on the mailman to shave make me an addict?

I'm currently sitting here rather impatiently waiting on the mailman to deliver my new brush before I shave today. I'm curious as to if anyone has in the past or will in the future do this. Or should I just start introducing myself as HI MY NAME IS MIKE AND I'M A WETSHAVING ADDICT?? Lol

 

Yes, this does make you an addict. But, it's not a *problem* until you stalk the mailman from within the front shrubbery.

 

That might end up in the ooc thread

 

No, not an addict - a lunatic. The correct term is "Latherunatic". It is a terminal condition. But, don't worry, we will keep you comfortable until the end...

 

My fiance told me if I keep this up I might have to seek professional help with my problem lol something about the massive influx of packages from online vendors over the past month

 

Nah, it ain't addiction, it's just healthy curiosity.

 

Sneak in a surprise package or two (or ten ) for her. She'll still question your sanity, but may keep you company in the bushes

 

I think her biggest problem is de shaving has finally got me to shop online. It used to be all the packages were for her lol

 

Haha! Now you're both doing your part to help our struggling postal service. Quite noble of you actually

 

Package delivery is up 14% over the past two years its regular mail that's killing them. Online billing is gonna be their downfall

 

LOL Ive done that before, (but always end up shaving before the package turns up) but I will only delay the shave a couple of days at the most. (bear in mind I DONT need to shave for work so im under no pressure to shave every day)

 

kinky.

 

Who knew Penguins had such dirty minds? The look so innocent.

USPS - United Shaving Package Service

 

Frankly, I recommend changing jobs.

 

I don't think it makes you an addict. It makes you a patriot, because you are supporting the economy.

 

Lol..mailman's a pusher..

 

Even stalking from the front bushes isn't a "problem" unless the mailman starts complaining....

 

My wife told me the same thing!!! BUT shes yet to get any professionals to help me bring in the mail!!

 

Im looking to change as I hate it where I am. (But it pays the bills)

 

Good luck!