Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side?

Very good! Next math joke- Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven ate (8) nine.

You are disturbingly good at these.

What did the mathematician call his dead parrot?

err.... polygon(e)? ????

Q.e.d.: penguins are quite smart!

QFT

What polygon is also a card trick?

Are you setting a trapezoid for us?

Meh, I'm just angling to get to the head of the class.

The disappearing cards - decagon?

I see we're quickly going off on a tangent here.

*Edit*. Im not as fast as Steve.

I think I am getting a cosinus headache.

I really used to hate math, but then I realized that decimals have a point.

The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out. Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" says Noah. "Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me how the trees helped?" "Certainly", say the snakes. "We're adders, and we need logs to multiply."

Hah that was punny..

And I thought Noah would just have to put the snakes on a multiplication table.