does waiting on the mailman to shave make me an addict?

This posting qualifies as receiving professional help. My extensive scientific research into brushes, blades, soaps and razors, qualifies me to pronounce your condition as terminal in nature. You are a Traditional Shaver for the remainder of days. The only treatment that I can recommend for you is using a traditional safety razor with a sharp blade, or a straight razor, and rich smooth hand generated lather from a good brush at least three times a week if not daily.

If she delves any further, I can send her my bill for your treatment and rescind this free gratis diagnosis.


Good day and good shaving!

 

Shouldn't this have been posted in the redundant thread?

 

Only if she delves further!

 

I told her and she started laughing said there's no way we can afford your bill. To tell you I'm a pro bono charity case

 

I'm just glad my Mailman doesn't wet shave, because if he did he'd now what the smell of some of my deliveries were and they might not arrive. LOL

 

Good point. I should become a mailman lol wonder if they are hiring where king camp lives. ; )

 

Grr I have everything I ordered last week scheduled to arrive today. Its becoming a loooong morning haha. I might have to ask the mailman to start bringing my packages first lolol. Soaps creams shave stick and brush. The suspense is killing me. Its like a kid waking up Christmas day and Santa hasn't come yet

 

Maybe you were a naughty boy?!

 

Doesn't matter now that I'm an adult debit card trumps Santa!

 

I know I brought him up but the thought of Santa always kinda creeped me out. Fat guy sneaks into your house while you're sleeping and leaving presents? I'm kinda glad my parents didn't entertain me with that lie

 

The short answer is YES. Unfortunately, it gets worse and there is only ENABLERS here with no RAD, SBAD, etc. available.