Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

And now I know!

 

Thought for the chemists..."If you are not part of the solution, you must be the precipitate."

 

When the Pope retires will he be referred to as Ex Benedict?

 

That song can make you horse..

 

Verily, neigh.

 

She's beautiful! Is she in a stable relationship?

 

I've heard talk that she gives rides all around town. *blush*

 

What a fickle filly! But no harm, no foal

 

Watch out now..this is a family forum..around here we're careful where we sew our oats..

 

This could be the start of a night mare.

 

Perhaps a neight light would help?

 

Have you heard about the guy who wanted to install a big clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa? He thought that,if it had the inclination, it should also have the time.

 

You people are just too punny...

 

Well, the building inspectors in Pisa are pretty leanient.

 

Really more slanted, even cock-eyed, if you ask me.

 

So, are you feeling punished or do you just not like such a pungent atmosphere?

 

The world's greatest spontaneous punner? AdLiberace.

 

One day, two silk worms decided to race. They ended up in a tie.