Two peanuts were walking down the street when one was a salted.

Did you hear about the Frog King? I heard he croaked.

Dear punny TSD buds of mine,
Let's forget Google exists for a time.
And riddle me this, if you care to try--
What punctuation do jailbirds favor & why?

A period. It is the end of a sentence.

Woot! Woot! Sara knows the criminal mind

Speaking of of criminals, what might you call the arrogant jailbird who jumps out the window?

Nice! A punster AND a poet!

No..it's actually quite punderful...

Sorry, I left you guys hanging...

Con-descending

Dear TSD pundits,

Why should you be careful when telling secrets on a farm?

"Cause the corn has big ears?

Indeed! And the potatoes have eyes

I once wrote a novel about a guy who had a small garden. Unfortunately, it didn't have much of a plot.

An editor might help. Just make sure s/he won't make un-author-eyes-ed changes.

He and I just weren't on the same page. For example, he thought I should add a chapter on mushrooms, so that the book would have a morel.

I'm just going to leaf this one alone.

Sure you don't want to branch out?

Richgem should try poetry. All writers should be inkcouraged to de-versify.

Too late. His poetic license was revoked.