Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

I really shouldn't be quoting this..

 

Nevermore!

 

I had to memorize "The Raven" for school-- It was great claws for concern, but Poe neverbores.

 

When you got tested, did your telltale heart feel like it was in a pit or did it swing like a pendulum?

 

Hard to say... *cue shimmery flashback*

Deep into that test page peering,
long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal
ever dared to dream before...

Then the bell rang

 

*clapity*

 

Double like..

 

Now that's a koality pun!

 

I really dig koalas & get a kick out of kangaroos too.

 

So does he it seems..

 

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

 

Well then it's time to go back to Scotland and get some moor...

 

a) Should we just Lear at you now?

b) Out! Out! Damn Scot!

 

And I thought I had a Loch on puns!

 

We didn't want you to get bogged down having to re-peat yourself.

 

Puns like that just kilt me!

 

'tis a tam shame.