Math Humor

A wreck-tangle.

 

Yup! But I always thought it was a wrecked angle.

 

Outta my league. I'm a geographer and geography professor, not a math guy.

 

Oddly, the reason I remember that answer is from a Sesame Street episode from waaaaaaaaaay long ago.

 

Ah, so your humor is all over the map?

 

It has its mountains and valleys.

 

MATH- Mental Abuse To Humans

 

You're awful! I'm in trying hard to prove it wrong but can't....

 

You can't prove it wrong. See:

think X; then 2*X; then (2*X)+6; then ((2*X)+6)/2; then (((2*X)+6/2) - X. This is the same as
((2*X)+6)/2 - (2*X)/2 which is the same as
((2*X)+6-(2*X))/2 which is the same as
6/2 = 3

Math is wonderful isn't it ? Yeah, but the random fact #88 is not!

 

woot! I explain that to myself mentally correctly.

 

Now I get it
Honestly, though, I always liked math over, say, English or Science. Math has rules. Follow the rules and you can't go wrong. English has rules except when it doesn't want to use the rules. Science is all theory that could be changed at anytime by a single person discovering something new, thereby establishing a new theory. Yep. I'll stick with the rules.

 

What about -3?

Sorry, it works for -3 too.

Now I'll have to see what I remember about imaginary numbers.

Edit - yeah, works for imaginary numbers too.

 

I found that science is just math put to words. If you really think about it everything can be explained by a mathmatical equation.

 

Not so much humor, but one to think about...