Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

This is tartan to take a turn for the worse.

 

All this tartan is making me eat humble pie...

 

But I'm so plaid I have funny friends like you.

 

Oh good, we thought you were trying to Seamus into stopping.

 

Lets not skirt around the issue..
!

 

You might have lost the whizz-key

 

Udderly ridiculous. Let the milking begin!

 

now that's a horse of a different color

 

Do you suppose that milk cow was heading to church to get pastorized, or just hungrily in search of pasture-ization?

 

Maybe she was just mooving to lie down in verdant pastures.

 

But his deer friends can always find him.

 

Well, until that one ... um... incident ... with the coat rack.

 

Have you ever noticed that they are called antlers? But being a male trait, shouldn't they be called unclers?

 

Indeed...