Just for fun..Your "Superhero" name

OK, no using names of established superheroes, like Batman or Superman. If you were to make up your own, original secret identity, what would it be, and why?

I'll start. Since I love Archery and have a weakness for the irony of pink "camouflage" gear (which would, in fact, blend into absolutely nothing, with the possible exception of an 11-year-old girl's bedroom) I am The Ironic Archer.
I even have an emblem;

 

OTOH, if you ever need to stalk an 11 year old girl....

 

The Ironic Archer = Win!! *claps*

Is a SuperHero Name Generator allowed? I did it once & found my results frighteningly "spot on"

WOLF PUMA

Excerpts from the description:
"Your unusual upbringing gives you uncanny powers, as well as a natural affinity with any canine."

"You have the ability to talk to any cat, and you can also see through their eyes and mentally link with them."

I dig it

 

Only if it gives you a name that suits you.

 

Oh good. "Wolf Puma" sounds much better than "crazy cat & dog lover"

I will edit out the warewolf part. That's no big deal since I started using DEs.

 

Wolf-Puma, it's an honor to meet you!

 

Was CCW already taken, then?

 

*gasp!* Careful, Penguinator. I know where your iceberg floats!

Wolf-Puma

 

Now that needs no explanation!

 

No, no, no, I *created* the Penguinators.

One of the early models:

 

Coolio!

 

Be ye "The PUNisher"?!

 

It's the PUNny Penguin (an alter ego for Czar of Cheddar).

Super powers include power sliding, belly flops, swimming at sonic speed, and the not-overly-useful ability to finish off any all-you-can-eat / peel-and-eat shrimp buffet.

 

...and never catch norovirus? That is a superpower, indeed!

 

I need no new superhero name, I already am The Lather Lord !!!!!!

 

Professor Procrastination. The ability to turn a blind eye to work that needs to get done and forget about it!

 

Here's my sidekick, The Ironic Ursine.

 

I am one of your disciples.

 

Is the hippo also on Team Ironic Archer?!