1. I wanna be this guy:



    EAT THE MEAT OF JUSTICE!
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  2. Of course he is! He tunes my bow.
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  3. From the Superhero Name Generator

    My superhero name is Professor Storm Struck by lightning as a child while trying to escape the deadliest twister to ever strike Kansas, you fell into a coma and awoke with strange new abilities!
    Weather Control - Your powers give you access to the elements of the air, and control of weather - from torrential rain and hurricanes to lightning, hailstorms and snow!

    My kids said they agreed with the name because of my snoring, but I don't really see the connection.
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  4. Oh, this is creepy... this seriously came out of the SH name generator just now.

    My superhero name is The Aqua Lad Abandoned as a child, you grew up with an affinity for water - and then, you discover that you are the long-lost ruler of the underwater kingdom of Atlantis! Now you must fight for control of the world's oceans, while also protecting humanity from evil! Aquatic Powers - You can breathe underwater, swim at incredible speeds, and communicate with undersea life! Now, you protect Sydney from the Mafia, while also battling the evil plans of Deathboy!

    Looks like I get another secret identity. One can never have enough!
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  5. ErikRedd, your kids are hilarious :rofl:

    Now we understand richgem's ability to coax Edmund & his tuxedoed pals to do his bidding. If they refuse, he just diverts the fish/shrimp away.

    Sara, this thread is most enlightening!
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  6. "Fat Bastid"
    self explanatory. lol
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  7. By day he's Clark Scent..mild mannered shaving store clerk..
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    But by night..or maybe by morning..he becomes..SHAVEMAN..grooming hero extraordinaire...
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  8. The SH name generator gave me The Nuclear Lad.

    You were working in a secret government lab, when a freak accident transformed you beyond all recognition! Now, you must fight against evil, and search for a way to cure your bizarre condition! Power of the Atom - Your abilities give you control over atomic power, meaning you can deliver concussive nuclear force, create or dampen radiation, and generate energy beyond all known limits! Now, you protect Philadelphia from corrupt government officials, while also battling the evil plans of Lee Pin Woo, Master of Mysticism!

    (After spending a couple decades in Philadelphia, I would sooner see it burn to the ground than deal with Rizzo's army or any of the rampant corruption that takes place there. The police back then would smack the crap out of you just for looking at them funny.)
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  9. From the SH generator I've been given the name:

    The Phenomenal Beast

    I was given an ancient African fetish mask as a gift, but it turned out to have unexpected powers! Now, whenever I don the mask, I gain the mask's abilities and can fight crime, but beware the mysterious villians out to steal the mask back for evil purposes!

    Animal Control

    I can bring any animal under my complete control, and can extend my power to hundreds of potential subjects!

    Now I protect San Fransisco from corrupt superheroes, while also battling the evil plans of The Harlequins!
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  10. My superhero name is
    Flea Shadow You were always different – never one of the crowd – and it turns out, you're a genetic mutation, with amazing powers that make you both hated and feared!Leaping - You have the power to leap incredible distances in a single bound!and...Shadow Control - You can manipulate and control shadows, using them to hide yourself or even as a mode of transportation (travelling from one shadow to another)!Now, you protect Boomtown from the Westboro Baptist Church, while also battling the evil plans of Rama!

    Doesn't sound too bad. Not the name, but powers suit my mood most of the time.
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  11. And with his trusty sidekicks BRUSHBOY and LATHERLASS, SHAVEMAN fights a never-ending battle against the evil forces of really overpriced cartridges and crappy canned shaving goo..
    SHAVESIDEKICKS.png Wherever there is a bad whisker day..SHAVEMAN will be there!..
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  12. I am more of a super villain, Dr. Lethargic. I never quite get around to world domination.
  13. :happy102: Love it!
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  14. Let me guess, you're the arch nemesis of Captain Procrastination, right? :rofl:
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  15. Wouldn't they be better as a team?
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  16. I doubt either would have the gumption to get together for a team up.
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  17. Yeah, probably too much work and planning involved.
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  18. I see a sit-com where they are room-mates. One good, One Evil, Both Lazy....
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  19. Fortunately, the third roommate Neat-Freak Boy keeps the place up.
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  20. ...and all the razors shiney & lined up pretty. Wolf-Puma likes. :)