Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Speaking of unclers, my deer uncle Buck and anteloped to Vegas last year. :p
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That's what happens when you roll the dice and try your luck. Sometimes you end up with craps. She would later bust the bank and he was left holding the pot.
     
  3. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    I dunno about craps, but I know for certain they didn't play poker. Aunty is quite anti-ante.
     
  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    But is she pro-volone? (Cheesy joke, I know.)
     
  5. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    "Baaaaaaaaad to the bone!"
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  6. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's amazing what hillbillies can come up with when it involves beer.
     
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  9. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    STOOLPUN.jpg Just a sample mind you..but it's well seated...
     
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  10. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    To thine own self bee true ~

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  11. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I've heard some good buzz about that breed.
     
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  13. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Yeah, but the cost is what stings.
     
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  14. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    No worries! They're on sale-- buy one, get one flea.
     
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  15. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

  16. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    How true you are. Here's a "six-pack under-wraps"~
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Oh funny! I just emailed that to the LimeCat.
     
  18. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Had to look that up. Clearly I'm a CCL-pretender :p

    Limecat - The ultimate god of cats everywhere. His head is capped by a natural outgrowth known as the "Mystic Rind", which originally was a solid lime
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    Not to be confused with
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    TSD = education!
     
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Close.... The LimeCat is also a good friend also formerly of B&B who used that as his avi. Also known as Chip, Rabidpotatochip, and RPC.

    ROFL at the Nancy Grace comparison.
     
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  20. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Rich you may need to send the Lime cat to Limecat..I'm sure being Canadian he would appreciate it..lol:happy088:
     
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