Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    The Hogfather approves!
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  2. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Guess the Pun~
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I'm sorry, but he's a real swine. :angry019:
     
  4. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    No doubt, he's a disGRUNTled fellow. But you'll want him on your side for the Aporkalypse.
     
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  5. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Give me a sec, give me a sec... I'm rooting around for a good pun.
     
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  6. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Sorry..I just keep coming bach to this one..:happy093:
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    True. I might want to borrow one of his spare ribs.
     
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  8. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Teehee! Better get a Handel on it or you may hear the Messiah :p

    More!
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  9. ohpaos

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  10. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Sorry, we're plumb outta doubles. Will this suffice?
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  11. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

  12. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Totally understandable since Bach was a noted success!

    You don't hear much about his personality. Do you think his Bach was worse than his bite?
     
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I don't know about that, but I heard that at the end of the day, he was rather wurst for the wear.
     
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  14. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    I heard he had chronic kidney stones. That kind of organ disease can cause bach-aches :p
     
  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    He quickly got a Handel on it with some advil.
     
  16. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Richard have these puns got your head hurting again..:p
     
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  17. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

  18. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Guess the Pun~
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    a trashcat
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    kitty litter (thx Sara-S!)


    Guess the Pun~
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    Adorabowl!
     
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I thought the first one was "kitty litter".
     
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  20. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Ooh, that's good! I'll add it above :happy088:
     
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