Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

A liter box for the Snow Leopard..

 

Oh swoon! I've heard some whoppers in my life, but nothing compares to the "tall tales" of the endangered snow leopard. (True! Long rudders help those gorgeous kitties balance in their mountainous terrain)

 

I hear that they put in a rather spotty performance.

 

That one really hits the spot...

 

"A Fridge's Lament"

 

Now, now, don't go picking on crackstar. Eventually, all that menthol will just freeze off his Summer sweater.

 

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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


Ees


Ees


Ees



Ees a ham bush...."

 

What about Canadian Bacon..

 

Guess the Pun~

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Bear in mind...

 

From Billy Shakespeare's Richard III~
"Now is the winter of our disco-tech"

 

Where's the "Oh God it hurts!" button?

 

Aw, man! That kit was fierce. Lemme try again...

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;


Uh oh, "bosom" is coming up. Soliloquy to be continued in the NSFW thread