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  2. A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician have lunch at a cafe across the street from an apartment. At some point, 2 people walk into the apartment. About 5 minutes later, 3 people walk out.

    The physicist scratches his head and says, "Experimental error."
    The biologist says, "They reproduced."
    The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the apartment, it will be empty."
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  3. And a TDS poster says "DO you suppose they left any shaving goodies behind?"
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  4. The King called three of his wise advisers, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and told them to determine how much was 1+1. The engineer pulled out a small book, looked at a table inside that said 1+1=2, added 50% for safety and said 3. The physicist and the mathematician just scratched their heads and left. A week later the physicist returned saying that he has determined that 1+1 is between 1.999999999 and 2.000000001 under the normal conditions of temperature and pressure. A month later the mathematician returns, full beard, deep eyes, smelly clothes and said I still don't know how much it is, but I've proven that the solution exists and it is unique!
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  5. My wife is working on her master's degree in numeracy, she'll love this thread!
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    Your plan has now been foiled. Mwaaa!
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  9. So that's what "100 proof" means.
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  10. :smiley respect:
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  11. Seen on a T-shirt:

    Dear Math: I am not your therapist. Solve your own problems.
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  12. Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
    A: An Algebra
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  13. Today I am administering the state Algebra test. Can I throw a temper tangent? ("Cause it is giving me a cosinus headache.)
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  18. Math x Yum

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  19. I wouldn't recommend a marriage counselor whose purpose is division! :happy102:
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  20. I guess that, despite appearances, she just didn't have the requisite 4-titude. :(
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