1. Texas? More like Mississippi. Events like that one are usually preceded by someone saying, "Hey y'all, check this out!" If you're ever with a group of authentic rednecks and hear this phrase, duck and cover.

  2. That sounds like Pennsyltucky as well.
  3. Heehaw, ya'll!
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  5. Heck yeah! My peeps call it engine-uity
  6. Clearly photoshopped. A REAL redneck would be wearing overalls or be skinny dippin.
  7. The lack of a col'beer in his hands is also a dead giveaway. Can't be from Texas.
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  8. Or Ball jar of moonshine.
  9. That's reserved for your more Eastern variety Redneck (redicus neckus alabami and similar).
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  10. Got dat right! ('cept mine's a ice tea)
  11. Ah, thanks! Good to know.
  12. Roll Tide
  13. Killing time at a workshop. We finished our task an hour ago, but we are not allowed to leave, until the scheduled time.
  14. Teaching in Revelation 6 tonight. Now the fun begins!
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  15. :D :p

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    The only thing that University of Bama students have to learn before graduating.
    Dean: What have you learned here at Bama?

    Joe Benny Bob Willie: "Roll Tide.. Bear Bryant is God !! "

    Dean: Great job, you graduate !!
  16. Indeed! We just wrapped up a 3-month series on the Book of Revelation—although one could easily spend 3 years in a series.

    Next up....Vacation Bible School! Needless to say, when 600+ kids (ages 3 to 5th grade) invade your church for 5 days, it makes for a VERY busy week. This means we (staff and 150 volunteers) will be spending a good deal of the weekend doing set-up, cleaning and prep for the onslaught that begins Monday morning at 9:00 am!
    A shot of last year's festivities:
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  17. Or from Louisiana, or Tennessee, or Mississippi...


    it's also for them Yankees up in Tennessee. :) Went to college in TN and I had a friend that could get the real thing.
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    Boo!
    Tis a dark & stormy night.
    The power's out, but
    I have the 3 essentials:
    Camplight,
    Starburst &
    TSD mobile. :D
  19. And a stuffed octopus. :)
  20. Who you callin' stuffed? Hmm.. Maybe those collagen injections weren't such a great idea...

    Ooh I miss the fan! The bugs have started chomping. Maybe it's time to put Williams' "skeeter-be-gone" scent rep to the test? :D I may wet the top & leave the jar open (no joke, I have no citronella or bug spray :p) *fingers x'd*
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