Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

So, we're giving dairy puns another churn?

 

We'd butter not start that again!

 

Perhaps we'll have chedder luck this time?

We'll need it. There was a cheese factory explosion in France. No injuries, but all that's left is de brie.

 

You people are really milking this one...

 

It curd get worse. Richotto be here soon...

 

Nope, I"m not getting drawn (like butter) into this one.

 

Cheese whiz, ya'll!

 

Glad you clarified that.

 

There's not much margarine for error here.

 

Uh oh, I may have created a muenster!

 

While searching for soap making stuff, found this..
http://lather-be-soaping.blogspot.ca/

 

Where do you go to find purple gorillas?

 

Well, there was one in Brisbane, but it looks like it closed.

 

Now that was unexpected.

 

Interesting but wrong.

 

It's not wrong, it's just one of the correct answers, but not the one you wanted. Sigh, teachers always did this to me when I was in school too.

 

If they were still open, it would be right.

 

This one is correct also, but I expect it's not the one you want either.

http://www.cannabissearch.com/strains/purple-gorilla/