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  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I understand!
     
    Sara-s, Jul 12, 2013
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  2. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    :wave:
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    ohpaos, Jul 12, 2013
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A buddy of mine just got a new job on a honey farm. He hopes he can bee hive himself long enough to get his first check.
     
    richgem, Jul 12, 2013
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  4. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

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    Facepalm :p
     
    ohpaos, Jul 12, 2013
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Yeah, well, he used to work as a driving instructor until he decided that it was time for a brake.
     
    richgem, Jul 12, 2013
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    But he wouldn't drive a car with a leather seat. He was afraid to get a bum steer.
     
    Sara-s, Jul 12, 2013
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    ohpaos, Jul 12, 2013
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    His best idea tho, was to be a traveling dentist... until he realized that he'd be just filling in.
     
    richgem, Jul 12, 2013
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Oh well...nothing dentured, nothing gained.
     
    Sara-s, Jul 12, 2013
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  10. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    I have a friend who is addicted to brake fluid. He denies it, says he can stop anytime....
     
    sol92258, Jul 12, 2013
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  11. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I figured I'd pull out all the stops.. sign stopsmall.png
     
    Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2013
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    You know... Cars are works of art. But when I drove past a banged-up classy import on my drive in to work, I Barracuda-ly kept myself from SAAB-ing. But, someone wasn't very careful and drove his expensive car into a tree. He quickly found out how the Mercedes bends.
     
    richgem, Jul 12, 2013
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    bulldozing :D
     
    ohpaos, Jul 12, 2013
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    ohpaos, Jul 13, 2013
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    ohpaos, Jul 13, 2013
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    So Beethoven has something in common with the Minions.
     
    Sara-s, Jul 13, 2013
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    And to think, back in the old days, that would've been considered a "mixed marriage." ;)
     
    richgem, Jul 13, 2013
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  18. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Or a fruity union :(
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    ohpaos, Jul 13, 2013
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Wow... I really need to lay off the fermented herring. *urp*
     
    richgem, Jul 13, 2013
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    ohpaos, Jul 13, 2013
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