I was going to comment on how bad these puns were, but then had to google stinky puns

^^ pungent! *snort*
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!

Yeah, those present quite a bouquet, don't they? Or is it, bucket?

Boooooooooo-kay!

I've often wondered why I have to acknowledge my (extended) family in public as well. And "tolerate" might be a more useful word than "love."

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Acrobat Reader

How does a seahorse quickly get from one place to another?

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He scallops. Hee-haw!

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Hint: "I pity fool who uses Verizon..."

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I would have thought this something of an assertive wind chime..

They get a bit irritable when grilled on high heat though.

Holy Carp! Ohpaos... PUT DOWN the genetic engineering book... no BURN the genetic engineering book and WALK AWAY!

That's as calm as I've ever seen a Minion.

You're right, they don't even look happy when they're singing.

They're just concentrating really hard.

Never!!
Behold the G.I. Kittenator prototype:

...beta-testing went well until the simulated "enemy" started hurling kibble. *sigh*

a dozen likes..

Whenever I read this thread, I find myself wondering if either A)you are all related to me or B) you are all chanelling my Dad who was a hopeless punster.

Is there any other kind?

Eek

I doubt it.