Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    I was going to comment on how bad these puns were, but then had to google stinky puns
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    Erik Redd, Jul 21, 2013
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  2. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    ^^ pungent! *snort*
    :happy102: If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!
     
    ohpaos, Jul 21, 2013
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Yeah, those present quite a bouquet, don't they? Or is it, bucket?
     
    richgem, Jul 21, 2013
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  4. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    :bounce017: Boooooooooo-kay! image.jpg

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    ohpaos, Jul 21, 2013
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :rofl: I've often wondered why I have to acknowledge my (extended) family in public as well. And "tolerate" might be a more useful word than "love."
     
    richgem, Jul 21, 2013
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  6. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

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    Acrobat Reader :cool:
     
    ohpaos, Jul 22, 2013
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  7. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    How does a seahorse quickly get from one place to another?
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    He scallops. Hee-haw!


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    Hint: "I pity fool who uses Verizon..."
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    ohpaos, Jul 22, 2013
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  8. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I would have thought this something of an assertive wind chime..:duel:
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    Slipperyjoe, Jul 22, 2013
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  9. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    :eek: image.jpg
     
    ohpaos, Jul 27, 2013
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  10. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    They get a bit irritable when grilled on high heat though.
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    Erik Redd, Jul 27, 2013
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Holy Carp! Ohpaos... PUT DOWN the genetic engineering book... no BURN the genetic engineering book and WALK AWAY!
     
    richgem, Jul 27, 2013
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That's as calm as I've ever seen a Minion.
     
    richgem, Jul 27, 2013
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  13. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    You're right, they don't even look happy when they're singing.
     
    Erik Redd, Jul 27, 2013
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    They're just concentrating really hard.
     
    richgem, Jul 27, 2013
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  15. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Never!!
    Behold the G.I. Kittenator prototype: image.jpg

    ...beta-testing went well until the simulated "enemy" started hurling kibble. *sigh*
     
    ohpaos, Jul 27, 2013
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  16. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    :happy097::happy102:a dozen likes..:happy088::happy088::happy088::happy088::happy088::happy088::happy088::happy088::happy088::happy088:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Jul 27, 2013
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Whenever I read this thread, I find myself wondering if either A)you are all related to me or B) you are all chanelling my Dad who was a hopeless punster.
     
    Sara-s, Jul 28, 2013
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  18. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    Is there any other kind?
     
    Jasman, Jul 28, 2013
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Eek

     
    richgem, Jul 28, 2013
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I doubt it.
     
    Sara-s, Jul 28, 2013
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