Do you mean one-point or two-point perspective?

Well, I think I will skip discussing any extra points ...

Mom always said, "You'll put your eye out."

Cross-posted from Coincidence??

Since this is in clean jokes, I won't make any comments.

That's what she said.

Hmmm... invoke mod privileges...?

"It's not the size of the sword that matters, but the skill of the swordsman."

I think this was a quote from one of the Three Musketeers, but maybe not. If it wasn't, it should have been.

Now you're just bragging

TMI

More TMI

Don't get in to a flap Bob, better the weird weeper than the grim reaper ..

I've never heard it called that before, but everyone's entitled to their own fantasies.

Um.... oh... my....

Thankfully, we don't have a thread around here for things like that.

There's no need to brag.

I'll stick to using my scuttle, thanks.