Dividing assets is what they'll be doing if they continue with Counselor "Hugh Jripov"

...or the firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.

Good thing, because they look too young to cosine anything.

Ya'll are going way off onto a tangent now ladies!

Careful...you will fall into my trapezoid.

What's purple and commutes ?
R - An abelian grape

What did Euler discover in the toilet ?
R - Natural log

G. Moisil (on induction): Every man has the right to exactly one glass of wine; but after one glass of wine he becomes another man ...
P. Erdos: A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems
P. Turan: Weak coffee is suitable only for lemmas

I one had a boat that I named 1234

But 1234 5 ..............

J'ai eu un petit bateau nommé 1234 mais 12345

Oh, now I get it. That one only works in French.

Yeah, um, still don't get it. But, at least now I know why.

"Five" in French is pronounced "sank".
So...
1234 sank.

I didn't know this. Such a wealth of international info to be gained at TSD!
I do know some Spanish......in fact, "Cuatro Cinco" is a not only the numbers "4 and 5" but also a punch line to a joke about 'what happened when four latinos wandered into quicksand?'

S. Weinberg - Manifolds are a bit like pornography: hard to define, but you know one when you see one.

two friends and myself went on a metal detecting trip. it was an overnight trip.
we rented a room for $25. each of us put up a ten spot. the clerk said he did not have change, that he would send the bellman with the change.
an hour later, he arrived with five ones for three guys. we each took a buck and tipped the bellman two.
now from the ten, we were refunded a buck.

3x9=27
+2tip
=29
what happened to the other dollar?

Where did the 3x9=27 come from?

three of us, put up ten, and were given a buck back, for a nine dollar outlay hence
3x9=27