Methinks...

the apple didn't fall far!

Indeed it did not! I am convinced there is a punning gene, found in Biology teachers.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

Saw these all in the newspaper this morning (Yes, I'm old and still read a newspaper)

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Ampersanding

That one was just a little abrasive..

What goes up must come down...except for paper. That's stationery.

What does Coffee say when it's sad?

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"I need a perk me up"?

What does coffee say on Monday morning?

Back to the daily grind?

Indeed it does! You've proven you're not a drip!!!

Woohoo! It was a toss up btwn that & "Dude, where are my pants?"

Clearly, coffee's bean fertile grounds for punsters...

But if we don't filter our thoughts, we can get in hot water.

Give me a sec, I think I've got a coffee pun percolating somewhere up in this brain o' mine.

Shepherd's Sludge. 'nuff said.

If you take someone else's coffee cup by mistake, is that a mugging?

My brain or the coffee? Wait - don't answer that.