Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

It's a little-known fact that Ringling Bros. used to give their carnies superior coffee. They claimed that it was the greatest joe on earth.

 

But if they spilled it, the coffee cup left 3 rings on the kitchen table.

 

*gasp!*
Surely, the greatest joe
is that slippery fellow

 

Speaking of rings, that reminds me of marriage. The Invisible Man, later in life, became a banker. Well into adulthood, he finally found an Invisible Woman. Clearly, she was the girl for him, some one he could see right through to her soul. So, he proposed to her ... he gave her a lovely dime-in-ring. Soon enough, they started a family. Unfortunately, the kids were nothing to look at.

 

This one's run aground...

How very transperent..

 

Cross-posted from Star Trek..The TSD Generation....

Slashdot on the possibility of a female Doctor:


"They'd need to be careful. A female playing the Doctor would risk being objectified. Then it would be Doctor Whom."

 

^^ *claps*

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TOY YODA

 

No pun here.
I just perused this thread and I need to say this, you gals are brilliant, thank you.
As for the guys, you're okay.

 

Good one from the Patron Saint of Agave.

 

Why is it so hard to pun with kleptomaniacs?

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They take everything literally.

 

Brawlers take their coffee in...

Fisticups!

 

....and here it was I always thought brawlers preferred....punch!

 

You shouldn't worry about what that psychologist thought. Besides doing cocaine, he listened to too much Pb Zepplin and Pink Freud when he was a teen. This caused him to have a warped speed mind and to Klingon his mother.

 

The BSOD (blue screen of death) reaches its full potential.

 

Apparently you're not supposed to name a pet before learning his or her personality. Whatevs. My feline's name would honor the patron saint of mustachioed kitties & my late, great Willie:

Brimley aka "The Brim Sleeper"

 

Gee, by that logic, a kid wouldn't get named until ... kindergarten? First Grade? yeesh.